Scenes from Tailgating

In order of appearance:

1. My friend John burning the fuck out of his hand, lighting the butane burner on which he makes sausage and eggs for all the cops in the morning -
   
2. Which is how he gets away with having a tow-behind bbq pit, exceeding the parade ground size limit, under the same prime spot under a giant oak every home game. That's the ESPN stage/tent monstrosity in the fuzzy background. It's is a perfect spot to bring -
   
3. Maya and her friends who run around in a fit of donut frenzy, and then disappear into
   
4. John's beat-up Westfalia that he bought primarily for tailgating.
5. Some fans, like some pictures, tell their own story.