I'm sure you've seen this already but...
Get your very own "I Control CNN, Motherfucker" t-shirt from CNN.com at the link below
or if you don't have the stones for my design, you can create your own message thanks to my awesome computer genius (it works in Internet Explorer):
Enter text and click "submit"
or just copy the URL above and replace the red part with your own message.
This is all because CNN.com has added a feature where if you click on a little icon next to a headline, you can get a t-shirt made from it, effectively bridging the gap between actual news and The Onion as stated on BWE. I predict it is just a matter of time before CNN woos Jon Stewart away from Comedy Central for untold zillions to host a night time fake-news chat show of their own. Not that I think that's a particularly bad idea or harbinger of doom or anything, I just want to go on record calling it.