Thursday, April 16, 2009

When you arrive in purgatory...

... and after you finally get over the fact that you will never make it to heaven and are at least content you are not in hell, you will repair to one of those over-complicated chaise lounges laying about in the Elysian mists - you know the ones where you can never figure out how to get the angle of the back part just right? - and there will be cherry limeades provided by Sonic (proud corporate sponsor of purgatory) brought around every three-to-five hours, and one of these discount Trojan reggae box sets (listen) will be piped in overhead, and by song 38, you will come to realize your situation is not so bad.

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