Rock, Paper, Scissors, Muffin

A while back, Maya and I were at the coffee shop and we forgot to bring cards with us, so I taught her how to play rock, paper, scissors but Maya kept adding new variants. Basically any vague shape one can make with ones hand is fair game, and its ability to beat something else is highly subjective and often cause for a debate. It is a vast improvement on the game, frankly:

Shape	Hand Gesture	Relative Fighting Skills
Rock	a tight fist	Beats scissors by smashing, is defeated by being covered by paper
Paper	a flat hand	Trounced by scissors, but vanquishes rock
Scissors	horizontal "V " sign	Obliterates paper, is smashed by rock
Bowling Ball	two hands making a "hold a ball" shape accompanied by thunder noises	Works like rock, only much better. Nuetered by Blanket
Blanket	hand with finger spread out	Can oddly vanquish just about anything
Octopus	wiggly fingers grabbing opponent's hand	This is a judgment call each time, since you can't squash an octopus, but sharp things cut right through it
Muffin	fingers making an umbrella shape	Everything beats muffin
Dinosaur	hands up followed by a roar	Usually played as a comical win, espcially against...
Baby Ant	finger making a pinch shape	Comical loss, except against muffin, since a baby ant can pick off a piece of muffin and carry it back to the hill.
Zombie	finger walking in exaggerated manner	Can defeat anything with a brain. Steps on muffin.