So when we were going some place the other day and I told her Furby could not come with us because he roams the house in the night, seeking human flesh, and birthed a new car game Flesh for Furby
Here are some of the unspeakable things she came up with that a Furby does in the night:
- Furby walks around at night like a zombie saying "furby flesh....furby flesh..."
- Furby sneaks in at night and pulls open your eyelids and pecks out your eyes!
- Furby bites off your fingers and fries them up to make people fingers!
- Furby rips out your throat, cracks open your head and uses your throat as a straw to suck your brains out!
(Edit - It pleases me that the default bullet points have me recounting Furby's crimes with decorative flower accents)