100 words on the Baristas at the Starbucks on 119th and Lamar in Overland Park, KS

I hope your Christian snowboarding scheme took hold and you got to move back to Colorado. I hope you finally got married. I hope Bonnaroo was as awesome for you this year as the first. I hope that, one day, somebody listens to you babble about tornados being God’s wrath and when you illustrate your point with the imagery from that Van Halen album, somebody said “YES! I’ve been thinking the same exact thing” and you marry him. I hope you still dig that spider web tattoo. I hope your mom no longer works there too and got to retire.

inspired by this Onion story